Windows admins and DBAs get you down? Their disregard for open standards and elegant code constantly annoying you?
Get in their face with the truth, you don’t care what they think!
You know you want to!
An oldie but a goodie, if you can read code, otherwise it doesn’t rhyme – the ! reads as "not" and ++ is "plus plus" – meaning add one on to, one more sheep.
A Programmer started to cuss
Coz getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay in his bed
Going round in his head
Was while (!asleep) {sheep++}